The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

The long awaited Hobbit sequel, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is coming to screens near you and with the reputation of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, we can be sure to expect something great. One question that came to mind for us in the office lead to our search for the perfect car for the pint-sized people of Middle Earth. Have you ever wondered what kind of car a hobbit would drive? Or an elf, dwarf, or wizard even? As leaders in car rental rate comparison, VroomVroomVroom pride ourselves on helping customers find the right fit in car and price for them so lets see how we do with the people of the Middle Earth.

The Hobbits

Generally speaking, Hobbits are much more comfortable staying home and relishing in the comforts of The Shire which can make them seem a bit ‘square’. However for the adventurous Hobbit, we think we’ve found the perfect car for the wee people of Hobbiton.

Nissan Cube – Compact, fast, and surprisingly roomy, this little run about would be sure to knock the socks off of any halfling. The coolness factor of this feisty little car far outweighs a pony anyhow and shows that even small packages have a lot of bite.

The Dwarves

Scattered and driven out of their homeland, the tale of The band of Dwarves is one of retribution, and reclaiming. Coming from Royal Stock, it’s only natural that Thorin would lead a great journey back to reclaim what was lost and we think we have found the perfect car for this displaced king.

Cruising in one of the fastest cars in the world and sophisticated style is not necessarily the car one might pick for the brutish elves. But the Noble M600 is surely a ride befitting the leader of this band of men if ever we saw one. The cool, dark grey of this car reminiscent of the great stonehold that they are fighting on to reclaim.

The Elves

Graceful, Intelligent, and Serene are words that easily describe the Elven race. As such, only the most sleek,beautiful, and stealthy car would fit what is considered to be the ‘fairest race’ in all of Middle Earth, although the brooding charm of Thorin and a few of the Dwarves do give them a run for their money.

The Spyker B6 Venator, “venato”  being latin for hunter, is our pick for the Elves. Sleek, fast, and virtually silent, this stealthy car is aptly named as the hunter and suits the elves perfectly. This beautiful machine, although it maybe not so useful Rivendell, would not be out of place there, and sure beats travelling by horseback.

If you are looking to travel across Middle Earth yourself, we’d be happy to help find the perfect car and perfect rate for you.  Cheap car hire is right at your fingertips, book now and see what great deals we have in store for you.