Don’t you hate peak hour and getting stuck in traffic….here are some amusing suggestions to fill in the time and entertain/freak out those around you…
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang
At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
Two words: Chicken suit.
Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
Stop at the green lights.
Go at the red ones.
Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
Eat food that requires silverware.
Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
Sing without having the radio on.
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
Restart your car at every stop light.
Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
Paint your car with occult symbols.
Stop and collect road kill.
Stop and pray for road kill.
Get in the fast lane and gradually…slow…down… to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.