Why I want to hire Derren Brown

Derren Brown is difficult to describe. He’s a master of NLP which is Neuro Linguistic Programming. Some people call it brainwashing. But he’s more than just that. He understands human psychology like no other and knows how the apply it. I would love to hire him. Derren Brown, if you read this, there’s a job here for you at VroomVroomVroom.
Here’s why I want to hire Derren Brown:

1. Make customers buy using NLP

2. Out smart the advertising agencies

3. Need a quick cash injection? Derren Brown takes care of business.

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Or if he’s short on time, he can do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j25qV5RO-nU